Evan Delaney – the quiz
Evan Delaney: The Quiz
Readers, friends, and folks who have stumbled randomly upon this website: test your knowledge of the heroine in Meg’s novels.
1) Evan Delaney is
1. a guy
2. a gal
3. I thought this quiz was about heroin.
2) Evan lives in
1. China Lake, California
2. Santa Barbara, California
3. The twisted depths of her author’s imagination
3) Evan’s favorite animal is the
1. ferret
2. puppy
3. Ford Mustang
4) She works as a
1. freelance journalist
2. Bangkok tour guide
3. Diana Ross impersonator
5) The love of her life is
1. Toby Keith
2. Jack Daniels
3. Jesse Blackburn
6) Jesse is a
1. lawyer
2. gun for hire
3. there’s a difference?
7) Evan’s favorite sport is
1. baiting fools
2. wasp-wrestling
3. outrunning Dobermans
8) She grew up on
1. fast food, fast cars, fast times
2. Hank Williams and Patsy Cline
3. a naval base
9) Which of these things has she not found in her bed?
1. a lifesized inflatable doll
2. a naked FBI agent
3. a good night’s sleep, since finding the other two
10) What does she say about sex?
1. Some things I do straight: drink, sex, bad news.
2. Getting wet has never thrilled me. Getting dirty is something else.
3. God. Whoa. Jeepers Creepers.
11) Did she really say that?
1. I hope not. Good Catholic girls don’t talk about sex.
2. Yes, it’s her answer to every question.
3. No. “That’s a paraphrase. My actual words involved blasphemy and animal sounds.”
Bonus question: Don’t most quizzes stop at 10 questions?
Answer: Yes. But our quiz goes to eleven.
Answers to the other questions can be found in the books.